"Pish Posh" She said
"Tell me you didn't just say that!" I said
"I know it's such a 'momism' isn't it?"
"Totally. I'm all, are you like sure he's coming and you're all 'Pish Posh'. What's up with that?"
"I kmowww, right. Sometimes I think I'm like a total nerd or something."
It was at that precise moment that the very earth beneath her feet could take no more of this pointless chatter and swallowed her whole like a piece of spaghetti being slurped off the fork of an uncouth child.
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